yo!
This is sarcastic here again (wolf)! remember earlier i told u guys about the secret of the universe blah blah blah...? well, here at S.L.N, its all about u. and we've received a few emails requesting to know the secret of the universe as soon as possible, like i promised in an earlier entry. so now- we're fulfilling ur request! it all started...
It was a dark, stormy day! well not really, it was sunny =P...but anyway. i was alone and bored. (dramatic music)! then suddenly i found sumthing in the attic. it was dusty and it looked like a box. i opened it and bam! a cosmetic rift to another dimension popped out of no wher! i ran to the bathroom! then i flushed the toilet and switched off the lights. (see? i'm a good boy!) and i went to get a snack. but then i remembered about the rift i opened in the attic. and i thought, 'Hey! mayb thers snacks in the rift!' and so i entered the rift. when suddenly i was shocked like hell! the rift i entered led to the future! (dramatic music!) and hear me people, the future was a dark place. wher everyone was fat and they worshipped fried chicken! (again dramatic music!) so i walked forward, baffled and amazed. when suddenly, a giant chicken came and smashed the town i was in. i tried to flee for my life, running as the buildings collapsed and people screamed as the giant chiken stomped and smashed. but i stopped. i knew that if i ran all these fat, helpless people would be stomped and killed! i had to do something! (see? didnt i tell u i was a good boy?) so i turned around, picked up a a rock and got readyfor battle! I used the force to make an incredible leap towards the chicken and went matrix style! (action music!) when atlast i tripped and landed on a time bomb which slid under my body and hit the chicken. the chicken blew up to bits and it fried chicken paradise! the people worshipped me and called me a hero and a god for bringing fried chicken to the land but suddenly...the time bomb exploded for the second time and all the fried chicken vanished. the people of the future got mad and attacked me!i quickly summoned the power of the gods and opened another rift to the space time continuum and then thats where i ended up in some beach area. the sand was white and the clear blue water of the sea splashed against the shore. then ther was a guy who say me. he was a jamaican i guessed by his look and accent. "hey ther man! u be wantin da secret of da universe, eh?" he said. so i said "yeah why not." then he said 'only 4.55$." so i said "awesome!" i paid him and then he gav me a brief case....inside the brief case was the seceret of the universe and unimaginable power! i opened the brief case and bam! i got the secret of the universe!...the secret is....the secret is................(to be continued!)
This is sarcastic here again (wolf)! remember earlier i told u guys about the secret of the universe blah blah blah...? well, here at S.L.N, its all about u. and we've received a few emails requesting to know the secret of the universe as soon as possible, like i promised in an earlier entry. so now- we're fulfilling ur request! it all started...
It was a dark, stormy day! well not really, it was sunny =P...but anyway. i was alone and bored. (dramatic music)! then suddenly i found sumthing in the attic. it was dusty and it looked like a box. i opened it and bam! a cosmetic rift to another dimension popped out of no wher! i ran to the bathroom! then i flushed the toilet and switched off the lights. (see? i'm a good boy!) and i went to get a snack. but then i remembered about the rift i opened in the attic. and i thought, 'Hey! mayb thers snacks in the rift!' and so i entered the rift. when suddenly i was shocked like hell! the rift i entered led to the future! (dramatic music!) and hear me people, the future was a dark place. wher everyone was fat and they worshipped fried chicken! (again dramatic music!) so i walked forward, baffled and amazed. when suddenly, a giant chicken came and smashed the town i was in. i tried to flee for my life, running as the buildings collapsed and people screamed as the giant chiken stomped and smashed. but i stopped. i knew that if i ran all these fat, helpless people would be stomped and killed! i had to do something! (see? didnt i tell u i was a good boy?) so i turned around, picked up a a rock and got readyfor battle! I used the force to make an incredible leap towards the chicken and went matrix style! (action music!) when atlast i tripped and landed on a time bomb which slid under my body and hit the chicken. the chicken blew up to bits and it fried chicken paradise! the people worshipped me and called me a hero and a god for bringing fried chicken to the land but suddenly...the time bomb exploded for the second time and all the fried chicken vanished. the people of the future got mad and attacked me!i quickly summoned the power of the gods and opened another rift to the space time continuum and then thats where i ended up in some beach area. the sand was white and the clear blue water of the sea splashed against the shore. then ther was a guy who say me. he was a jamaican i guessed by his look and accent. "hey ther man! u be wantin da secret of da universe, eh?" he said. so i said "yeah why not." then he said 'only 4.55$." so i said "awesome!" i paid him and then he gav me a brief case....inside the brief case was the seceret of the universe and unimaginable power! i opened the brief case and bam! i got the secret of the universe!...the secret is....the secret is................(to be continued!)
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